32" in '91 |
What happened?
Somewhere along the way, something changed and I smell a conspiracy.
I've always been a big eater, but I don't eat any more now than I did then. Restaurateurs have apparently shrunk the space between table and bench. I never had to squeeze into a seat in my twenties.
Brewers and distillers have changed their products, too. I used to drink plenty every weekend. Sometimes I had hangovers, but they were nothing like the debilitating malaise that descends upon me nowadays if I so much as sip a beer or two of an evening.
42" in '11 |
It's a conspiracy, I tell you! And I don't want to hear anything different.
1 comment:
Totally agree with you brother.
I have been stalked and assaulted by weight gain I can't explain.
And it is like a lost relative that showed up one day and now won't leave.
We should start a protest movement and warn the brothers coming up on middle age :0)
Trust you well anyway Dade ... I like to think that there is still time to pedal up that hill again but right now pizza sounds more alluring.
Peace,
ridwan
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